of all the times I have been in a stressful or crisis situation, I
have never once thought—'You know what would make this a lot better…nude
photos.' And yet, in Tinseltown, going buff before the cameras seems to
be a cure-all. Rihanna did it recently (to reclaim her
self-esteem), then Octomom did it last week (to pull
in a little extra cash), and now according to the National Enquirer,
lovesick Demi Moore is snapping X-rated self-portraits
as part of a strategy to win back her ex. (Hey, I never said it wasn't
a good strategy).
On the one hand, this story is probably such a load of you-know-what,
but on the other hand, celebs certainly do seem to treat nude photos as
a kind of currency. And let’s not forget that Demi is by all accounts
in a highly fragile headspace right now, so who knows?
According to the NE’s source, Demi has been sexting Ashton
Kutcher on the regular hoping to recapture his affections,
and despite her gaunt appearance of late, we all know that the woman can take a good photo. The best part of the sorted story
is that apparently Rihanna (Kutch’s new woman) “stumbled” into the sexy
snaps and subsequently “exploded” over the situation.
Can I just ask how you accidentally happen upon photos on the phone
of a guy who you are having a casual relationship with? It’s not like a
man of Ashton’s morals wouldn’t have a password. If this story actually
did happen, then we’re definitely going to have to substitute the word
“stumble” with snoop, though I guess that’s really beside the point,
since we would also have to substitute the word Demi with "crazy lady."
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